According to Google, it's ... well, I don't want to spoil it for you.
Go ahead. Google "Failure." Click either Google Search or I'm Feeling Lucky.
Seriously. Do it.
This blog is dedicated to the illogical, inhumane, irresponsible, and unscientifically stupid things people do and say, including my own. It is my hope that putting my comments here will make me more likely to be Happy Cindy.