This phrase sent someone to my blog. Thanks to statcounter, I can see that someone searched for "Each Christmas it kidnaps the baby Jesus", and Yahoo sent them to crankycindy.
This may be better than submissive wives.
This blog is dedicated to the illogical, inhumane, irresponsible, and unscientifically stupid things people do and say, including my own. It is my hope that putting my comments here will make me more likely to be Happy Cindy.